Doctor, doctor, I'm so ugly. What can I do
| Halloween jokes
Doctor, doctor, I'm so ugly. What can I do about it? Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.
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Waiter, is there soup on the menu ?
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, is there soup on the menu ? No, madam I wiped it off !
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Q: How do you get a
| Dirty jokes
Q: How do you get a blonde pregnant? A: Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.
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Why is it that birds are quickly sold
| Sport jokes
Why is it that birds are quickly sold when they come up on the transfer market? They tend to go cheep!
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Q: How many Cancerians does it take
| Zodiac jokes
Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.
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Teacher: You’re new here aren’t you, what’s your name? Pupil: Fred Mickey Smith