A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a

What famous movie did the hamburger meat think

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What famous movie did the hamburger meat think of when they took it out of the freezer? They Fry Who Cam in from the Cold!

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Q. What do you

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Q. What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a dishonest lawyer? A. Chelsea Clinton'

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Why do you keep going back to that fishing

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Why do you keep going back to that fishing website? I can't help it, I'm hooked.

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Tourist: What's the speed

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Tourist: What's the speed limit in this hick town? Native: We don't have one. You strangers can't get out of here fast enough for us.

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The officer shouted

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The officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier. With considerable bravery, the GI ran directly onto the field of battle, in the line of fire, to retrieve a dispatch case from a dead soldier. In a hail of bullets, he dove back to safety. "Private," the officer said, "I'm recommending you for

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A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting. They were driving down a steep mountain road when suddenly the brakes on their car failed. The car careened almost out of control down the road, bouncing off the crash barriers, until it miraculously ground to a halt scraping along the mountainside. The car’s occupants, shaken but unhurt, now had a problem: they were stuck halfway down a mountain in a car with no brakes. What were they to do? “I know,” said the Branch Manager, “Let’s have a meeting, propose a Vision, formulate a Mission Statement, define some Goals, and by a process of Continuous Improvement find a solution to the Critical Problems, and we can be on our way.” “No, no,” said the Hardware Engineer, “That will take far too long, and besides, that method has never worked before. I’ve got my Swiss Army knife with me, and in no time a t all I can strip down the car’s braking system, isolate the fault, fix it, and we can be on our way.” “Well,” said the Software Engineer, “Before we do anything, I think we should push the car back up the road and see if it happens again.”