Q: How does a blonde prepare for safe
| Dirty jokes
Q: How does a blonde prepare for safe sex? A: She puts on rubber based lipstick.
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Are you going to take a bath?
| Bath jokes
Are you going to take a bath? No, I'm leaving it where it is.
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Why do hamburgers feel sad at
| Burger jokes
Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues? They get to meet their old flames!
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If you tell a joke in the forest, but
| Answer me this jokes
If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
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What does an octopus take on a camping
| Various animal jokes
What does an octopus take on a camping trip? Tentacles!
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Boy: Did you know you can get fur from a three headed mountain monster? Girl: Really? What kind of fur? Boy: As fur away as possible!