How do you get milk from a witch’s cat?

Where do space monsters live?

| Monster jokes

Where do space monsters live? In far distant terror-tory.

| Pig jokes

What goes "knio, knio?" A backward pig.

| Teeth jokes

What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out? He ate the dentist.

| Idiot and fool jokes

Fred: Do you think I'm a fool? Harry: No. But what's my opinion against thousands of others?'

| Food jokes

Fred! What did I say I'd do if I found you with your fingers in the butter again? That's funny, Mom. I can't remember either.

How do you get milk from a witch’s cat? Steal her saucer.