Three men died in a car accident and
| Heaven and hell jokes
Three men died in a car accident and met Jesus himself at the Pearly Gates. The Lord spoke unto them saying, "I will ask you each a simple question. If you tell the truth I will allow you into heaven, but if you lie....Hell is waiting for you. To the first man the Lord asked, "How many times
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As the bus came to the stop, the man
| Bus jokes
As the bus came to the stop, the man at the front of the queue took out his eye, threw it up in the air and caught it before getting on the bus. An amazed conductor said, 'What on earth did you do that for?' 'I wanted to know if there was room on top,' replied the man.
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What do you get if you cross a ghost and a
| Journalist jokes
What do you get if you cross a ghost and a newsreader ? A spooksman !
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What is cleverer than a talking cat ?
| Cat jokes
What is cleverer than a talking cat ? A spelling bee !
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Why do computer teachers never get
| Computer jokes
Why do computer teachers never get sick? Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
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Q. Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome, a good lover and a stimulating partner? A. In the pages of a romance novel.