Monster: Someone told me Dr Frankenstein
| Monster jokes
Monster: Someone told me Dr Frankenstein invented the safety match. Igor: Yes, that was one of his most striking achievements.
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A tourist climbed out of his car in downtown
| Political jokes
A tourist climbed out of his car in downtown Washington, DC. He saw a man standing near the curb, and asked, "Listen, I'm going to be only a couple of minutes. Would you watch my car while I run into this store?" "What?" the man huffed. "Do you realize that I am a member of the United States
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Did you hear about the monster who went to a
| Monster jokes
Did you hear about the monster who went to a holiday camp? He won the ugly mug and knobbly knees competition and he wasn't even entered.
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A man trying to get on an overcrowded bus was
| Bus jokes
A man trying to get on an overcrowded bus was pushed off by the people inside. There's no room,' they said. 'It's full up! 'But you must let me on! shouted the man. 'Why, what's so special about you?' they asked. I'm the driver,' replied the man.
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Brother: How do you top a car
| Car and train jokes
Brother: How do you top a car ? Sister: Tep on the brake, tupid.
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What do you get if you cross a ghost and a newsreader ? A spooksman !