Q: What do you call it when a cat stops? -
| Cat jokes
Q: What do you call it when a cat stops? - A: A paws!
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How can you recognize a Gnome
| Pig jokes
How can you recognize a Gnome Pig? They're the ones with the little red hats.
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When do computers
| Computer jokes
When do computers go to sleep? When it's internight.
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What did the customer say to the pet shop
| Rabbit jokes
What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny? Rabbit up nicely, it's a gift!
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree
| Cat jokes
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree ? A cat-a-logue !
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Q: Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China? A: Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone’s always Winging the Wong number.