Two men were boasting to each other about
| Military jokes
Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. "Why, my outfit was so well drilled," declared one, "that when they presented arms all you could hear was slap, slap, click." "Very good," conceded the other, "but when my company presented arms you'd just hear slap, slap, ji
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Why don't ghosts make good magicians.
| Ghost jokes
Why don't ghosts make good magicians. You can see right through their tricks.
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HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies
| Police jokes
HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. Police are looking into it.
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Brendan had spent a week
| Aviation jokes
Brendan had spent a week visiting his family in Kentucky. His sister-in-law and seven-year-old nephew went with him when he returned to the airport. After verifying his seat number with the counter attendant, Brendan walked back to his relatives and stated that he'd have to wait an additional
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Well-known lodging chain
| Travel and tourist jokes
Well-known lodging chain announced it was creating a line of nofrills hotels. The only way you'll see a chocolate on the pillow now is if the last guest was eating an M&M.
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Q: Have you heard about the Irish abortion clinic? A: There’s a 12-month waiting list.