What does a cat like

What do you get if you

| Christmas jokes

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ? A pineapple !

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What is the definition of "derange"?

| Cow jokes

What is the definition of "derange"? De place where de cowboys ride!

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Why won't cannibals eat Frank

| Cannibal jokes

Why won't cannibals eat Frank Sinatra? Because he's always coming back!

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Boy: You've

| Face jokes

Boy: You've got a face like a million dollars. Girl: Have I really? Boy: Yes ? it's green and wrinkly.

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What happens

| Food jokes

What happens if you play tabletennis with a bad egg? First it goes ping, then it goes pong.

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What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!