What kind of car drives over
| Car and train jokes
What kind of car drives over water? Any kind of car, if it goes over a bridge.
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What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg
| Bird jokes
What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg ? It eggs-plodes !
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What is the last thing you eat before
| Dead and dying jokes
What is the last thing you eat before you die? You bite the dust.
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Q: Why are blondes hurt by people's
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why are blondes hurt by people's words? A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
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What happened to the skunk who failed
| Various animal jokes
What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson? He stank to the bottom of the pool!
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Why did the elephant eat the candle? He wanted a light snack!