Two young men were out in the woods on a
| Fishing jokes
Two young men were out in the woods on a camping trip, when the came upon this great trout brook. They stayed there all day, enjoying the fishing, which was super. At the end of the day, knowing that they would be graduating from college soon, they vowed that they would meet, in twenty year
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Mrs Smith, the biology teacher, was very fond
| Children jokes
Mrs Smith, the biology teacher, was very fond of fish. She was also rather deaf, which was great for the children in her class. "What Mrs Smith needs," said one of her colleagues, "is a herring-aid."
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What did the burglar
| Birthday jokes
What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday? A stole.
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Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto
| Sport jokes
Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch? He was the skipper!
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Three boys were walking along the beach one day
| Money jokes
Three boys were walking along the beach one day when they see a cave. The first boy goes in and is looking at a banknote on a big rock when a ghostly voice calls out I am the ghost of Auntie Abel and this five dollars stays on the table! The second boy goes in and is reaching for the money w
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Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s? He puts down the three and carries the one.