What's the difference between Windows 95 and a
| Computer jokes
What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something.
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The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The
| Police jokes
The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informa
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The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the
| Humor jokes
The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple's house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door. "What are you doing?" the mother-in-law asked. "I am waiting for my husband to come home from work." the daug
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Father: What did the
| School jokes
Father: What did the teacher think of your idea? Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really?, what did she say? Son: Baa!
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What has 200 legs, 50 noses, and
| Aardvark jokes
What has 200 legs, 50 noses, and is very loud? A herd of stampeding aardvarks!
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Wife: Who was that on the phone? Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was the weather bureau. Wife: What did he say? Husband: He asked if the coast was clear…