What did the spider say when he broke his new
| Insect jokes
What did the spider say when he broke his new web ? Darn it !
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What do you call a horse that's been all around
| Horse jokes
What do you call a horse that's been all around the world? A globe-trotter!
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What do you call an ant who likes to be alone
| Ant jokes
What do you call an ant who likes to be alone ? An independant !
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They say that it's
| Ethnic jokes
They say that it's tough to learn Bosnian because it has seven verb tenses: six past, one present, and no future.
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Iraq has just ordered two
| Idiot and fool jokes
Iraq has just ordered two thousand septic tanks from Russia. As soon as the Iraqis learn to drive them, they are going to invade Iran.
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Two young men were out in the woods on a camping trip, when the came upon this great trout brook. They stayed there all day, enjoying the fishing, which was super. At the end of the day, knowing that they would be graduating from college soon, they vowed that they would meet, in twenty years, at the same place and renew the experience. Twenty years later, they met and traveled to a spot near where they had been years before. They walked into the woods and before long came upon a brook. One of the men said to the other, “This is the place!”. The other replied, “No, it’s not!”. The first man said, “Yes, I do recognize the clover growing on the bank on the other side. To which the other man replied, “Silly, you can’t tell a brook by it’s clover.”