What's the definition of unlikely?
| Accountant jokes
What's the definition of unlikely? A photo-spread in Playboy titled 'The World's Top Accountants - Nude!.
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On Fred's 17th
| Car and train jokes
On Fred's 17th birthday, his Dad said he'd take him out for his first driving lesson. As they got in the car, the father said, "Just one thing, Fred. If you're going to hit anything, make sure it's cheap."
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My wife sez that I'm too extravagant; that
| Marriage jokes
My wife sez that I'm too extravagant; that if anything ever happens to her, I'll have to beg. I told her I'd be fine. I mean look at all the experience I've got.
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If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a
| Computer jokes
If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed... Oh, wait a minute, he already does.
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Q: Why did the T-Rex eat
| Dinosaur jokes
Q: Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? A: Because he is a meat eater!
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Hello, police? Please send an officer over to 324 London Road right away! Sorry, this isn’t the police station. It’s the Delicatessen. Oh. Well, in that case, please send over a pastrami sandwich!