How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold
| Cat jokes
How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold ? He has cat-arrh !
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Why do tomcats fight ?
| Cat jokes
Why do tomcats fight ? Because they like raising a stink !
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1st Monster: What is that son of
| Monster jokes
1st Monster: What is that son of yours doing these days ? 2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh, what's he studying ? 2nd Monster: Nothing, they're studying him!
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What happened when the slave put his head into a
| Teeth jokes
What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ? The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !
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Motorist: When I bought this car you
| Car and train jokes
Motorist: When I bought this car you told me it was rust-free, but underneath it's covered with rust Dealer: Yes, sir. The car is rust-free. We didn't charge you for it, did we?
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What’s tennis players favourite city? Volley wood!