What would you get if you crossed Halloween
| Halloween jokes
What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas? A ghoul Yule!
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Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a
| Dog jokes
Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard? They're all paws.
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What kind of apple has a
| Apple jokes
What kind of apple has a short temper? A crab apple.
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When the new patient was settled
| Mental health jokes
When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the physiatrist began his therapy session, "I'm not aware of your problem," the doctor said. "So perhaps, you should start at the very beginning." "Of course." replied the patient. "In the beginning, I created the Heavens and the E
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Waiter: I'm
| Waiter jokes
Waiter: I'm sorry to keep you waiting. Your soup will be ready soon. Customer: What bait are you using?
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Two shoe salespeople were sent to Africa to open up new markets. Three days after arriving, one salesperson called the office and said, “I’m returning on the next flight. Can’t sell shoes here. Everybody goes barefoot.” At the same time the other salesperson sent an email to the factory, telling “The prospects are unlimited. Nobody wears shoes here!”