Yo mama so ugly her mom had to
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
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How many Wake Forest
| College jokes
How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M's.
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Astronomy Professor: What causes a half-moon?
| College jokes
Astronomy Professor: What causes a half-moon? Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.
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Why did
| Computer jokes
Why did the school bully kick the classroom computer? Someone told him he was supposed to boot up the system.
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What do you get if you cross a bee with a
| Bird jokes
What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot? An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!
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Q: What’s the range of an accordion? A: Twenty yards if you’ve got a good arm!