After a real crusher of a landing in
| Aviation jokes
After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the Flight Attendant came on with, "Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Captain Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt up against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are sile
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What do tigers wear in bed ?
| Bed jokes
What do tigers wear in bed ? Stripey pyjamas !
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A man and woman where on their honeymoon
| Marriage jokes
A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship. On their honeymoon, they decide to take their horses through the beautiful mountain passes of Europe. As the horses were crossing a small stream, the woman's horse mis-steps and jostles the man's wife. Once across
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What is the biggest ant in the world ?
| Insect jokes
What is the biggest ant in the world ? An elephant !
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What goes hum-choo, hum choo?
| Insect jokes
What goes hum-choo, hum choo? A bee with a cold !
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Martin asked David, “In which state does the Ohio River run?” David answered with cool, “In the liquid state.”