Teacher: What can you tell me about the

An engineer, an experimental physicist, a

| Humor jokes

An engineer, an experimental physicist, a theoretical physicist, and a philosopher were hiking through the hills of Scotland. Cresting the top of one hill, they see, on top of the next, a black sheep. The engineer says: "What do you know, the sheep in Scotland are black." "Well, *some* of the sh

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Why did the jellyfish's wife leave

| Various animal jokes

Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him? He stung her into action.

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where does saddam hussein keep his c.d

| Ethnic jokes

where does saddam hussein keep his c.d collection? In Iraq (a rack)'

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A farmer was milking his cow. He was just

| Farmer jokes

A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good rhythm going when a bug flew into the barn and started circling his head. Suddenly, the bug flew into the cow's ear. The farmer didn't think much about it, until the bug squirted out into his bucket. It went in one ear and out

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A local business was

| Dog jokes

A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following: "HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer." A short time afterwards, a dog trotted up to the window, saw the

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Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea? Pupil: Dead ?, I didn’t even know he was sick !