Q: What do you call 4 blondes laying on the
| Dirty jokes
Q: What do you call 4 blondes laying on the beach? A: Public access.
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What is worse than raining cats and dogs
| Elephant jokes
What is worse than raining cats and dogs ? Raining elephants !
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Two astronauts were in
| Space jokes
Two astronauts were in a space ship circling high above the earth. One had to go on a space walk while the other stayed inside. When the space walker tried to get back inside the space ship, he discovered that the cabin door was locked, so he knocked. There was no answer. He knocked again, lo
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She's so ugly that when a wasp stings her it
| Beauty jokes
She's so ugly that when a wasp stings her it shuts its eyes.
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Dad, why do you write so slow? asked
| Parent jokes
Dad, why do you write so slow? asked Dennis. "I have to," replied his father. "I'm a slow reader."
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Visitor: Wow, you have a lot of flies buzzing round your horses and cows. Do you ever shoo them? Cowboy: No we just let them go barefoot.