Which big cat should
| Cat jokes
Which big cat should you never play cards with ? A cheetah !
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Teacher, I can't solve this problem.
| School jokes
Teacher, I can't solve this problem. Any five year old should be able to solve this one. No wonder I can't do it then, I'm nearly ten!
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I'm not going back to school ever again
| School jokes
I'm not going back to school ever again Why ever not? The teacher doesn't know a thing, all she does is ask questions!
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A police officer stopped a young man for
| Police jokes
A police officer stopped a young man for speeding. He stepped out of his patrol car, adjusted his sunglasses, and swaggered up to the young man's window. "What chew driving so fast for boy? You going to a fahhr? Let me see your license, boy." The young man handed over his license. Then the
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Q: Why can't blondes put in light
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why can't blondes put in light bulbs? A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.
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Michael Jackson, Bill Clinton and Nelson Mandela are in an airplane with 20 kids. The airplane gets a failure and is doomed to crash. The plane has only 20 parachutes. Nelson Mandela, as a great humanitarian says that children should have them. Bill Clinton gets panicky and shouts, “SCREW THE CHILDREN!!” Michael Jackson’s face lights up and he shouts, “YES, YES!! But do we have enough time?”