A Lutheran
| Car and train jokes
A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show and he's stopped in Connecticut for speeding. The state trooper smells alcohol on his breath and then he sees an empty wine bottle on the floor, and he says, "Sir, have you been drinking?" And the minister says, "Just
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How do you start an insect race ?
| Insect jokes
How do you start an insect race ? One, two, flea - go
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How are tigers like sergeants in the
| Various animal jokes
How are tigers like sergeants in the army ? They both wear stripes !
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A black guy walks into
| Ethnic jokes
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder...the bartender looks up and says " where the hell did you get that thing? The Parrot replies " Over in Africa, there's millions of them " !!!!
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Why was the centipede late ?
| Insect jokes
Why was the centipede late ? Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother !
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Which football team to you need to connect up your computer? Leeds.