The two thousand member
| Religious jokes
The two thousand member Baptist church was filled to overflowing capacity one Sunday morning. The preacher was ready to start the sermon when two men, dressed in long black coats and black hats entered thru the rear of the church. One of the two men walked to the middle of the church while
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What did the hotel manager say to the
| Elephant jokes
What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ? "Pack your trunk and clear out !"
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A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the
| Zoo jokes
A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence. He was out the next morning, just roaming around the zoo. A twenty-foot fence was put up. Again he go out. When the fence was forty feet high, a camel in the next e
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What's the moral of the story
| Religious jokes
What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale ? You can't keep a good man down !
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How do heavy
| Internet jokes
How do heavy metal bands surf the web? On the Din-ternet.
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Where does an elephant carry its laptop? In its trunk.