How do heavy

What would you get

| Easter jokes

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food? Hop suey!

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During training exercises, the lieutenant who

| Military jokes

During training exercises, the lieutenant who was driving down a muddy back road encountered another car stuck in the mud with a red-faced colonel at the wheel. "Your jeep stuck, sir?" asked the lieutenant as he pulled alongside "Nope," replied the colonel, coming over and handing him the ke

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I don't think my Mom knows much about

| Bed jokes

I don't think my Mom knows much about children. Why do you say that? Because she always puts me to bed when I'm wide awake, and gets me up when I'm sleepy!

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What does a witch get if she's a

| Travel and tourist jokes

What does a witch get if she's a poor traveler? Broom sick.

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When the

| Gorilla jokes

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree, where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land? Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

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