Why is air a lot like sex?
| Dirty jokes
Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
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After the first
| Aviation jokes
After the first takeoff of the fully automatic airplane, the passengers heard the soothing, reassuring voice of the pilot: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your automatic pilot. In my modern and carefully tested sytem an error is absolutely impossible, absolutely impossible, absolutely impossi
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Doctor, Doctor I'm on a diet and
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off. Oh dear, that's a lot of calories!
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What instrument do piggys play in a band?
| Pig jokes
What instrument do piggys play in a band? Pigcussion!
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An American tourist was visiting a quaint country village, and got talking to a farmer in the local pub. “And have you lived here all your life, Sir?” asked the American. “Not yet, m’dear,” said the farmer wisely.