Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor? For hare care.
Category: Rabbit jokes
Why did the rabbit have trouble
Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping? Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!
Why did the rabbit
Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant? He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
Why couldn’t the rabbit fly home for Easter?
Why couldn’t the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn’t have the hare fare.
Why are rabbits never gold?
Why are rabbits never gold? How would you tell them apart from goldfish?’
Why are rabbits like calculators?
Why are rabbits like calculators? They both multiply a lot.
Which rabbits were famous bank robbers?
Which rabbits were famous bank robbers? Bunny and Clyde.
Which rabbit was in Western movies?
Which rabbit was in Western movies? Hopalong Cassidy.
Which rabbit was a famous female aviator?
Which rabbit was a famous female aviator? Amelia Harehart.