How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to
| College jokes
How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in his ears.
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Old Mrs.
| Religious jokes
Old Mrs. Watkins awoke one spring morning to find that the river had flooded the entire first floor of her house. Looking out of her window, she saw that the water was still rising. Two men passing by on a rowboat shouted up an invitation to row to safety with them. "No, thank you," Mrs. W
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What color is a chameleon on a
| Answer me this jokes
What color is a chameleon on a mirror?
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There was a Japanese man who went to America for
| Ethnic jokes
There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing. On the last day, he hailed a cab and told the driver to drive to the airport. During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi. Thereupon, the man leaned out of the window excitedly and yelled, "Honda, very fast! Made in Japan!"
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Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant? He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.