Q: What was the real purpose of Bill's
| Clinton jokes
Q: What was the real purpose of Bill's college visit to Moscow? A: To study economics.
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Winnie-the-Pooh is eating a roll. Piglet
| Dirty jokes
Winnie-the-Pooh is eating a roll. Piglet arrives. - Give me some roll, Winnie! - It's not a roll, it's a bun. - Give me some bun, Winnie! - It's not a bun, it's a bap. - Give me some bap, Winnie! - Get lost, you pig! Stop being such a pain in the neck! You can't even make up your mind!
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What South American dance do cows like to do?
| Cow jokes
What South American dance do cows like to do? The Rump-a
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Patient: The trouble is, doctor, I keep pulling
| Face jokes
Patient: The trouble is, doctor, I keep pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Don't worry, I don't expect anyone will notice.
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Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!