Why are rabbits like calculators?

Q: Why are violas so large?

| Music jokes

Q: Why are violas so large? A: It is an optical illusion. It's not that the violas are large, just that the viola player's heads are so small.

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Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some

| Children jokes

Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow ? Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass !

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Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?

| Easter jokes

Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? He was having a bad hare day!

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Winnie-the-Pooh is eating a roll. Piglet

| Dirty jokes

Winnie-the-Pooh is eating a roll. Piglet arrives. - Give me some roll, Winnie! - It's not a roll, it's a bun. - Give me some bun, Winnie! - It's not a bun, it's a bap. - Give me some bap, Winnie! - Get lost, you pig! Stop being such a pain in the neck! You can't even make up your mind!

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My dad is stupid.

| Car and train jokes

My dad is stupid. He thinks a fjord is a Norwegian motor car.

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Why are rabbits like calculators? They both multiply a lot.