FIRST MONSTER: I fancy eating the city of Hong Kong tonight. Care to join me? SECOND MONSTER: No thanks, I can’t stand Chinese food.
Category: Monster jokes
FIRST MONSTER: Am I late for dinner?
FIRST MONSTER: Am I late for dinner? SECOND MONSTER: Yes, everyone’s been eaten.
What do they have for lunch at Monster
What do they have for lunch at Monster School? Human beans, boiled legs, pickled bunions and eyes-cream.
What is a monster’s favourite
What is a monster’s favourite drink? Demonade.
Monster: Where do fleas go in
Monster: Where do fleas go in winter? Werewolf: Search me!
Why did the monster go into hospital?
Why did the monster go into hospital? To have his ghoul-stones removed.
What did the monster say to his
What did the monster say to his psychiatrist? ‘I feel abominable.
MRS MONSTER TO MR MONSTER: Try to be nice
MRS MONSTER TO MR MONSTER: Try to be nice to my mother when she visits us this weekend, dear. Fall down when she hits you.
What do you get if you cross a monster with a
What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea? Lots of very worried dogs.
FIRST MONSTER: I’m going
FIRST MONSTER: I’m going to a party tonight. SECOND MONSTER: Oh, are you? FIRST MONSTER: Yes, I must go to the graveyard and dig out a few old friends.