Category: Internet jokes

Teacher: What are the four elements? Pupil: Fire, Earth, Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet? Pupil: Well, Mum says that whenever I’m on the Net, I’m in my element.

Teacher: Don’t forget to check the Internet if you have trouble with your homework questions. Pupil: It’s not the questions I have trouble with, it’s the answers.

So what exactly can I learn on the Internet? Anything you like – it can even teach you to talk like an Indian. How? See? It’s working already.

Since you’ve discovered the Internet, you don’t pay any attention to me! Who said that?

I use the internet to tell me what the weather’s like. How do you do that? I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet, I know it’s raining!

I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I’ve changed my mind. Let’s hope your new one works better then the one you had before.

I hope you’re not one of those pupils who spends all day on the Net and doesn’t get any exercise. Oh, no, miss, I often sit around watching TV and not getting exercise either.

I hear you’ve been tracing your ancestors on the internet… Yes – and it’s a mammoth task!

How does the vicar explore the Internet? With the church mouse.

Does your mum like shopping on the Internet? No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.