What do you use to determine if a refrigerated
| Burger jokes
What do you use to determine if a refrigerated burger is cold enough? A thermomeater!
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A man leaves a bar,
| Police jokes
A man leaves a bar, gets into his car and drives away. 200 yards further he's stopped by a police officer. Officer: "Good evening sir. We're testing drivers for drunken driving. Would you please blow into this machine?". Man: "I'm sorry, I can't do that. I have asthma. If I blow on that machin
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Where do ghost trains stop?
| Car and train jokes
Where do ghost trains stop? At devil crossings.
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Helpline? I've just pushed a
| Computer jokes
Helpline? I've just pushed a piece of bacon into my disk drive! Has the computer stopped working? No, but there's a lot of crackling.
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I use the internet to tell me what the weather’s like. How do you do that? I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet, I know it’s raining!