A wife went in to see a therapist and said,
| Dirty jokes
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor." "Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this earsplitting yell." "My dear," the doctor said, "that's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is." "The problem is," she complained, "it
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Why doesn't a dog
| Dog jokes
Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
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While cruising at 40,000
| Aviation jokes
While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Benson looked out the window. "Good lord!" he screamed, "one of the engines just blew up!" Other passengers left their seats and came running over; suddenly the aircraft was rocked by a second blast as yet another engine exploded
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What side of a monster has more hair
| Hair and bald jokes
What side of a monster has more hair ? The outside !
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While driving down a steep and curvy logging
| Biologist jokes
While driving down a steep and curvy logging road, a group of biologists loose control of their 4-wd "Jimmy" and careen down the hill. The truck piles up at the bottom of the canyon, and everyone aboard perishes. Suprisingly, they all go to heaven. At an orientation they are asked, "When you are
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