The little kid sat on the side of the road
| Fishing jokes
The little kid sat on the side of the road with a fishing line down the drain. Feeling sorry for him, and wanting to humor him, a lady gave him 50 cents, and kindly asked "How many have you caught?" "You're the tenth this morning," was the reply.
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Q: What did the Egyptian man say to the
| Ethnic jokes
Q: What did the Egyptian man say to the Egyptian woman? A: "Come behind the pyramid, and I'll make you a mummy!"
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Q: How many DP's does it take to
| Movie and TV jokes
Q: How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one, if he's got a good crew to do it.
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A policeman is on scene at a terrible accident
| Police jokes
A policeman is on scene at a terrible accident - body parts everywhere. He is making his notes of where the pieces are and comes across a head. He writes in his notebook: "Head on bullevard" and scratchs out his spelling error. "Head on bouelevard" Nope, doesn't look right - scratch scratch. "He
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A blonde was taking the tour of a national park
| Blonde jokes
A blonde was taking the tour of a national park not long ago. The ranger mentioned to the tour group that dinosaur fossils had been found in the area. The blonde exclaimed, "Wow! I can't believe the dinosaurs would come this close to the highway!"
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