Category: Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards. I’ll deal with you later.

Doctor Doctor I think I’m a moth. So why did you come around then? Well, I saw this light at the window…!

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a mosquito Go away, sucker!

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a sheep. That’s baaaaaaaaaad!

Doctor, Doctor everyone keeps throwing me in the garbage. Don’t talk rubbish!

Doctor these pills you gave me for BO… What’s wrong with them? They keep slipping out from under my arms!

Doctor, doctor I keep thinking I’m a bee Buzz off can’t you see I’m busy?

Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot. Don’t worry it’s just a chain reaction!

Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?! Stick your foot out and trip it up!

Doctor, Doctor I’ve got wind! Can you give me something? Yes – here’s a kite!