How to you know that cows will be in heaven? It’s a place of udder delight.
Category: Cow jokes
How does a cow do math?
How does a cow do math? With a cowculator!
How do you make a milkshake?
How do you make a milkshake? Give a cow a pogo stick.
How do bulls drive their cars?
How do bulls drive their cars? They steer them!
How did the farmer find his lost cow?
How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down
What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?
What do you call a cow that plays the guitar? A Moosician!
How did the calf’s final exam turn out?
How did the calf’s final exam turn out? Grade A!
How did that bullfight come out?
How did that bullfight come out? Oh, it was a toss-up!
How did cows feel when the branding iron was
How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented? They were very impressed!
Does running out of a
Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual? No, only medium rare!