How do you make a milkshake?

What is a parrot's favorite game ?

| Bird jokes

What is a parrot's favorite game ? Hide and Speak !

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Teacher : What are you doing,

| School jokes

Teacher : What are you doing, crawling into school ten minutes late ? Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !

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What do you call an ant who can't play the piano

| Ant jokes

What do you call an ant who can't play the piano ? Discordant !

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This guy

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This guy goes to the zoo one day. While standing in front of the gorilla's cage, a gust of wind swept some dust into his eye. As he rubbed his eyelid, the gorilla went crazy, bent open the bars, and beat the guy senseless. When the guy came to his senses, he reported the incident to the zook

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You need to log on to the window repair

| Internet jokes

You need to log on to the window repair website! I did - but it gave me a pane!

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How do you make a milkshake? Give a cow a pogo stick.