I've just come back from the beauty parlour.
| Beauty jokes
I've just come back from the beauty parlour. Pity it was closed!
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Fred came home
| Spelling jokes
Fred came home from his first day at school. "Nothing exciting happened", he told his mother, "Except the teacher didn't know how to spell cat so I told her"
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When Mr Maxwell's wife left him,
| Bed jokes
When Mr Maxwell's wife left him, he couldn't sleep. Why was that? She had taken the bed.
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A man from the city is out plowing his field
| Farmer jokes
A man from the city is out plowing his field and gets his tractor stuck in the wet ground. A farmer driving by stops his truck and walks to the fence to call over the city feller. You need a mule to plow such wet ground he says. "Where can I buy one?" he is asked. Well, I just happened t
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One day, little
| Dirty jokes
One day, little Mikey comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother in the kitchen, or the living room, he heads upstairs to check her bedroom. He opens the door, and what does he see, but his father, who had also come home for lunch, stripped naked, on top of his mother, al
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How to you know that cows will be in heaven? It’s a place of udder delight.