Delivering a speech at a banquet on the
| Religious jokes
Delivering a speech at a banquet on the night of his arrival in a large city, a visiting minister told several anecdotes he expected to repeat at meetings the next day. Because he wanted to use the jokes again, he requested the reporters to omit them from any accounts they might turn in to their
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A passenger train is creeping along,
| Car and train jokes
A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conductor walking by outside. "What's going on?" she yells out the window. "Cow on the track!" replies the conductor. Ten minutes later, the train resumes its slow pace. Within five minutes, ho
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Abraham wanted a
| Humor jokes
Abraham wanted a new suit, so he bought a nice piece of cloth and then tried to locate a tailor. The first tailor he visited looked at the cloth and measured Abraham, then told him the cloth was not enough to make a suit. Abraham was unhappy with this opinion and sought another tailor. This
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Why did the little piglet fall
| Pig jokes
Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog? Because he was such a sloppy dresser.
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Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school
| Apple jokes
Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said, "Watch out for worms won't you!" The first one replied, "Why should I? They can watch out for themselves."
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How did the calf’s final exam turn out? Grade A!