What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ? After a week he was spotless !
Category: Bath jokes
How do you know that there’s a monster in your
How do you know that there’s a monster in your bath? You can’t get the shower curtain closed.
Which birds steal soap from the bath ?
Which birds steal soap from the bath ? Robber ducks !
What animal do you look like when you get into
What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ? A little bear !
What dog loves to take bubble baths ?
What dog loves to take bubble baths ? A shampoodle !
What do you call the ring that worms leave round
What do you call the ring that worms leave round the bath ? The scum of the earth !
Why did the robber take a bath?
Why did the robber take a bath? So he could make a clean getaway.
What criminal doesn’t take baths?
What criminal doesn’t take baths? A dirty crook.
Where does a vampire take a bath?
Where does a vampire take a bath? In the bat-room (bathroom).
When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath, what
When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath, what is still dirty? The bathtub.