For a weddin' present
| Time jokes
For a weddin' present Ledbetter gave his son Amos two hundred dollars. Two weeks later he asked him, "W'atcha do with the money, son?" "Ah bought me a wristwatch, Pappy!" answered the boy. "Yew dumb ignoramous!" yelled his father. "Yew should 'av bought yoreself a rifle!" "A rifle? What fer?"
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Papa, why is it that dentists call their
| Dentist jokes
Papa, why is it that dentists call their offices dental parlors?" "Because they are drawing-rooms, my son."
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Your ugly.
| Beauty jokes
Your ugly. And you're drunk. Yes, but in the morning I'll be sober !
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How do you know that there’s a monster in your bath? You can’t get the shower curtain closed.