Why is Congress like a cold?
| Political jokes
Why is Congress like a cold? Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).
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There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out.
| Cat jokes
There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out. How many were left ? None. They were all copy cats !
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How do you get a paper baby?
| Baby jokes
How do you get a paper baby? Marry an old bag.
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Q: What's the difference between Hillary
| Clinton jokes
Q: What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and a pit bull? A: The pit bull doesn't carry a briefcase.
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Q: Bill, Hillary, and Al are in a boat. The
| Clinton jokes
Q: Bill, Hillary, and Al are in a boat. The boat sinks. Who is saved? A: The United States of America.
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What criminal doesn’t take baths? A dirty crook.