Customer: Why doesn't your menu list
| Waiter jokes
Customer: Why doesn't your menu list prices? Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.
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Where did the witch get her
| Witch jokes
Where did the witch get her furniture ? From the ideal gnome exhibition !
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Which rabbit was a famous female aviator?
| Rabbit jokes
Which rabbit was a famous female aviator? Amelia Harehart.
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Why can't the Philippines field an ice
| Idiot and fool jokes
Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team? The players all drowned in spring training.
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Q: How many DP's
| Movie and TV jokes
Q: How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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You know all that talk about backseat driving? Well, I’ve been driving all my life and can safely say that I’ve never heard a word from the back seat. What kind of car do you drive? A hearse!