What do you call a mouse that can pick up a
| Monster jokes
What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster? Sir.
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What do you get if you cross a
| Dog jokes
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ? A computer with a lot of bites !
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How long does it take to burn a candle down
| Christmas jokes
How long does it take to burn a candle down ? About a wick !
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Manager: I'll give you fifty pounds a week to
| Sport jokes
Manager: I'll give you fifty pounds a week to start with and a hundred pounds a week in a year's time? Young player: OK, I'll come back in a year's time!
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A young guy in a two-engine fighter was
| Aviation jokes
A young guy in a two-engine fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisance, acting like a hotdog, flying rolls around the lumbering old bomber. The hotdog said over the air, "Anything you can do, I can do better." The veteran bomber pilot answered, "Try this hot-shot."
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Why was the burger thrown out of the Army? He couldn’t pass mustard! (muster)