Little Tommy's kindergarten class was on a
| Police jokes
Little Tommy's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station. There they saw pictures tacked to a big bulletin board. The label clearly read, "The 10 Most Wanted." One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. "Y
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Two cannibals
| Cannibal jokes
Two cannibals were having lunch. 'Your girlfriend makes a great soup,' said one to the other. 'Yes! agreed the first. 'But, U'm going to miss her terribly.
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What's yellow, has wheels and lies on its
| School jokes
What's yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A dead school bus!
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An English professor wrote the words, "woman
| Marriage jokes
An English professor wrote the words, "woman without her man is a savage" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly. The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is a savage." The women wrote: "Woman: Without her, man is a savage."
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Q: What's the inscription on
| Music jokes
Q: What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones? A: "I didn't wake up this morning..."
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How long does it take to burn a candle down ? About a wick !