Yo mama is so ugly the government
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama is so ugly the government moved halloween to her birthday.
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What's pink, has five toes, and is
| Easter jokes
What's pink, has five toes, and is carried by the Easter Bunny? His lucky people's foot!
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Why does a d dog scratch himself?
| Dog jokes
Why does a d dog scratch himself? He is the only one that knows where it itches.
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The manager of a large city
| Zoo jokes
The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a pair of animals. He sat at his computer and typed the following sentence: "I would like to place an order for two mongooses, to be delivered at your earliest convenience." He stared at the screen, focusing on that odd word mon
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Cow: Why don't you shoo those flies?
| Cow jokes
Cow: Why don't you shoo those flies? Bull: I'll let them go barefoot!
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The Chocolate Bar by Ken I Havesum