What is the fiercest flower in the

MRS MONSTER TO MR MONSTER: Try to be nice

| Monster jokes

MRS MONSTER TO MR MONSTER: Try to be nice to my mother when she visits us this weekend, dear. Fall down when she hits you.

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Boss: "I can assure you that the value of the

| Business jokes

Boss: "I can assure you that the value of the average employee will continue to increase." Employee: "That's because there will be fewer of us doing more work, right?" Boss: "Right. Except for the 'us' part."

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What is as big as King Kong but doesn't

| King Kong jokes

What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything? King Kong's shadow.

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There's this cathedral that's still being

| Religious jokes

There's this cathedral that's still being worked on, and the workers have rigged a "cage elevator" inside so they can get material up and down to the upper floors. A characteristic of these "cage elevators" is that the doors (gate) must be closed manually for them to be "called" to another floor

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