What's a rabbits' favorite song?
| Rabbit jokes
What's a rabbits' favorite song? "Hoppy Birthday to You."
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What do you call a cat wearing shoes ?
| Cat jokes
What do you call a cat wearing shoes ? Puss in boots !
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How do you know when an
| Accountant jokes
How do you know when an accountant's on holidays? He doesn't wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30.
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What's the speed limit of sex?
| Dirty jokes
What's the speed limit of sex? 68; at 69 you have to turn around.
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Q. How are husbands like lawn mowers?
| Marriage jokes
Q. How are husbands like lawn mowers? A. They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odours, and half the time they don't work.
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What are the most athletic rodents? Track and field mice.