Q: How many Cancerians does it take
| Zodiac jokes
Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.
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I hear you take milk baths.
| Cow jokes
I hear you take milk baths. That's right. Why? I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower!
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Two political candidates were having a
| Political jokes
Two political candidates were having a hot debate. Finally, one of them jumped up and yelled at the other, "What about the powerful interest that controls you?" And the other guy screamed back, "You leave my wife out of this!"
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Why didn't the dog want to play football
| Sport jokes
Why didn't the dog want to play football ? It was a boxer !
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Fred came rushing in to his Dad. “Dad!” he puffed, “is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?” “That’s what they say,” said his Dad. “Well, give me an apple quick ? I’ve just broken the doctor’s window!”