After a venerable career of endless,
| Movie and TV jokes
After a venerable career of endless, stellar successes the greatest director who ever lived is in his prime and preparing for his most ambitious project ever when he unexpectedly dies and is called home to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the gate. "So sorry about your untimely death," he tells t
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What do you get if you cross a moth with a
| Insect jokes
What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly? An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.
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Four corporate presidents, one
| Business jokes
Four corporate presidents, one English, one French, one Japanese and one American, were on their way to an international business conference when they were kidnapped by terrorists and taken to a secret hideout. "You, your companies, and you countries are enemies of the Revolution," screamed
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Q: Why did the T-Rex eat
| Dinosaur jokes
Q: Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? A: Because he is a meat eater!
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A Texan farmer goes to Australia
| Farmer jokes
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large". Then they walk around the ranch a little and the Aussie shows off his her
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A journalist had done a story on gender roles in Kuwait several years before the Gulf War, and she noted then that women customarily walked about 10 feet behind their husbands. She returned to Kuwait recently and observed that the men now walked several yards behind their wives. She approached one of the women for an explanation. “This is marvelous,” said the journalist. “What enabled women here to achieve this reversal of roles?” Replied the Kuwaiti woman: “Land mines”